The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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