If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
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Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
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i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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