idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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