i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
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An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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