I wannas sexs uuuuu
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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