I must be too annoying 4 u.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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