why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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