Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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