So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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Can I color on your dick again?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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