This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
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Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
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I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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