We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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