I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
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Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
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He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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