I'm drive I can fine osifer
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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