Where are you?
In a non slutty way
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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