Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
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I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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