david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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