she looked like the before picture.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
