Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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