your room smells of hookers.
And success
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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