so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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