At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
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Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
i think im in europe. pls send help
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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