How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
this just has baby written all over it
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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