dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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