There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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