Small penises have feelings too.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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