Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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