Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Pants 0. Shit 1.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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