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Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
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I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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