do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
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I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
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I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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