the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
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Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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