I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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