she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
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I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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