That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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