Christians are straight up FREAKS
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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