o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
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Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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