It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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