at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
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I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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