i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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