I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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