That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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