But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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