what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
