I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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