Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Randomize
