I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened