Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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