You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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