4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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