Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
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He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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