its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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