I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
This is classic penis vs brain.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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