That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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