Don't you send me to vm
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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