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The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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